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Unscrewed with Martin Sargent

Season 2 · Episode 73

Rumsfeld Poetry, Psychic Former Child Star

0.030mAugust 3, 2004

Bryant Kong and Elender Wall perform Rumsfeld poetry for us, we talk to former child star turned psychic Madalyn Aslan, and Shae Marks is our Girl Gone Wired.

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Episode 1Suicide Girls, Internet Ghost Sites, and Search Sperts
Episode 2Women Throw Off Their Yoke, JFK Joking, and a Person Gone Wired
Episode 3Rockabilly Predictions by the Singing Psychic, Sperts, and Scary Gary
Episode 4Intergalactic Nookie, Ad Agencies, and Vixens
Episode 5Friendster, iPod's Little Secret, and the Radio Hut Guy
Episode 6The Geography of Dating, Rappin', and Scary Gary
Episode 7Perk Up Your Profile, Furnishing Faux Pas, and a Burning VCR
Episode 8Adult Film Directors, Humpers, and Search Sperts
Episode 9Blackwolf, Urinal to Go, and a Girl Gone Wired
Episode 10Cooking, Hooking, and Choppy the Chimp
Episode 11'Red vs Blue,' Cracking Passwords, and Search Sperts
Episode 12Sexperts, Revenge-perts, and Joey at CES
Episode 13Exploding Whales, Stop Snoring, and a Naked Lady
Episode 14Meetup Founder, Airplane Homes, and the Japanese
Episode 15William Gibson, Imaginary Girlfriends, and Search Sperts
Episode 16Fark, Internet Vibrators, and Candid Confessions
Episode 17How to Fake a Moon Landing, Spellkasting, and Vintage Lovelies
Episode 18Stars With Scars, Warspying, and a Girl Gone Wired
Episode 19Worst Sex Scenes Ever, Beer Catapult, and Search Sperts
Episode 20Whitehouse Porn, Aluminum Apartment, and Scary Gary
Episode 21Beat the Odds in Sports Betting, Bad Breath Detector, and a Robot Roommate
Episode 22Microsoft Attacks, The Smoking Gun, and a Farting Preacher
Episode 23Penischeeks, Dark Tips, Hoaxes
Episode 24Wil Wheaton, Devil Hasselhoff, and a Showering Swisher
Episode 25Human Calculators, Crank Calls, and Cam Whores
Episode 26Adult Film Star Jesse Jane, Internet Collapse, Playing With Yourself
Episode 27Lizardman, Rapping Hobbits, and Marty the Manager
Episode 28Voodoo, Cyborgs, Hot Ladies
Episode 29Klingon Linguist, Role-Playing Games, and an Old Stripper
Episode 30Space Science, Beer Chilling Machine, Morphing Michael
Episode 31Flashers, Rednecks, and Old-Folks Tech
Episode 32Morgan Webb, Homemade Taser Glove, and Search Sperts
Episode 33The Booze Show
Episode 34Mysteries of the Pyramids, Popular Search Terms, and Your Momma
Episode 35Odd Todd, Alien Ghosts, and Spanish Lessons
Episode 36Dan Savage, Search Sperts, and a Cantankerous Old Koot
Episode 37Clones, Duct Tape Devotees and a Truckload of Sass
Episode 38Start Your Own Adult Site, Busty Sammy, and Advice from Gary Coleman
Episode 39Flying Shears, Human Taser, and Search Sperts
Episode 40Tera Patrick, Lego Bible, and Scary Gary
Episode 41Hangover Medication, Mix Your Own Music, Underwear
Episode 42Vanity Dates, Dogster, and Coleman Confidential
Episode 43Backwards Speech, Search Sperts and Coleman Confidential
Episode 44'Win a Date With Laura' Winner, Virtual Sex Machine, and Chimp Karate
Episode 45End of the World Special
Episode 46Pickpockets, Dead Rats, and Old Folks Killing Things
Episode 47Robot Destruction, Puppet Fornication, and Tons of NASA
Episode 48Cheating Tips, Spam Letters, and Search Sperts
Episode 49Old Videogame Porn, Write on Chests, and Coleman Confidential
Episode 50Hollow Earth, Cooling Collars, and Girls Gone Wired
Episode 51Fun Federal Fraud, Bubblegum Hotties, and Old Folks
Episode 52Faked Moon Landing, Ladies Fighting, Destroy Your Data
Episode 53Tickle Your Kitty, Light Your John, Laugh Your Ass Off
Episode 54Industrial World Apocalypse, Online Hijinks, and Gary Coleman
Episode 55Live Forever, Blow Up Jerks, Cam Whores
Episode 56The Weed Show (1)
Episode 57The Weed Show (2)
Episode 58Savings and Clone, Dark Tip and Search Sperts
Episode 59Virology, Nerds and Urine Revenge
Episode 60Rappin' Hawkin', Guys in Drag and Gary Coleman
Episode 61Super Size Guest, Orbital Developments, and Boobies
Episode 62Space, Shocks and a Procedure in a Very Uncomfortable Place
Episode 63The Best of Unscrewed's Porn
Episode 64Deep, Dark Tips
Episode 65Unscrewed Afield
Episode 66Unscrewed Geniuses
Episode 67Porn Star, Some Dad and Pain and Misery
Episode 68Shavin' Little Radio Tags, Gary Coleman
Episode 69Pig Worms, Smoking Gun, Acne Game
Episode 70Mexican UFO Man, Punkvoter, Girls Gone Wired
Episode 71Ky Michaelson, Dr. Mercurious
Episode 72Dr. Sha Heals You Through the TV
Episode 73Rumsfeld Poetry, Psychic Former Child Star
Episode 74Kevin Mitnick, Legality Countdowns, the Galactic Federation
Episode 75Chupacabra Expert, Power Tool Races, Sammy4you
Episode 76The Truth about the J.F.K Assassination; Yourhouseboy.com
Episode 77A Man who Lived for Five Years with Nearly One Million Bees; Dark Tipper Kevin Rose Fights Off eBay Snipers
Episode 78A Digital Music Pioneer, Search Sperts and a Baboon Expert
Episode 79A Magician Makes Marty Weak and a Teen Taxidermist
Episode 80A Highly Successful 70-year-old Pothead and Favorite Last Meals on Death Row
Episode 81Ghost Site Hunters and Search Sperts
Episode 82The Strange Phenomenon of Animal Mutilation; Exploding Cigarette Butts
Episode 83A Woman Who Speaks with Nostradamus; A Master Light Channeler
Episode 84Alex Chiu's Miraculous Invention and the Greatest Pong Player Who Ever Lived
Episode 85The Gang Moves to L.A. and hosts a Cuddle Party; Inventor Fred Bell
Episode 86Mary Carey, IHOP TV-athon, and Marty leads a sexual harassment training
Episode 87A Cult Deprogrammer Helps Marty; a Garbage Artist; Laura Tries to Jump-Start Her Hollywood Career
Episode 88The Joys of Anatomically Correct Dolls; Gary Coleman Answers Viewer Questions
Episode 89Apocalyptic Predictions, William Shatner's Celebrity Paintball and Search Sperts
Episode 90Singing Hotdog Man, Purple Plates, Gopher Slaughtering and Girls Gone Wired
Episode 91Aliens and Politics, Gopher Slaughtering, Girls Gone Wired
Episode 92College kids hit each other with phone books and Sexpert Ava Cadell on sex muscles
Episode 93Predicting the next big earthquake, Human Cloning, Laura's Blog and Search Sperts
Episode 94Goat-sucking Chupacabra, Obesity Myths and Girls Gone Wired
Episode 95Dairy Art, Champion Air-Guitarists
Episode 96Animal Telepathy, Colon Cleansing and Girls Gone Wired
Episode 97Mind-reading, SearchSperts and Chatspiens interpreting fetish sites
Episode 98Handwriting analysis, Painting with Breasts, Conspiracies and the Presidential Election
Episode 99Pope Michael, Crop Circles, and Marty's Jazz Dance
Episode 100The End of the World, Tech Questions, SearchSperts and Marty's old school chums
Episode 101Alien implants, Kick-ass karate, Girls Gone Wired
Episode 102Communicating with the Universe and Ghost Hunting
Episode 103The Magic of Handwriting Analysis, Back-Hair Removal and Girls Gone Wired
Episode 104Trekkies director Roger Nygard and SearchSperts
Episode 105Alien Prophecies, Sammy's Tech Tips, Girls Gone Wired
Episode 106John Gray's sex secrets for gamers, Dark Tips, Girls Gone Wired
Episode 107GTA Day, Junkyard Mega-Wars Bobbie Sue Luther, and Girls Gone Wired
Episode 108Alexandra Robbins on Skull & Bones Society, Playing with Yourself and SearchSperts
Episode 109Dr. Clio Cresswell on mathematics and sex, BitterWaitress.com, Girls Gone Wired, and Dark Tips
Episode 110How to tickle his pickle, youhavebadtasteinmusic.com, and Playing With Yourself
Episode 111Reptoids.com, Sex Election Sites, and Girls Gone Wired
Episode 112MarryBlaire.com, the Hidden Agendas in Corporate Logos, & Tech Around the Globe
Episode 113TheSmokingGun.com; Joey the Intern's Who's Laughing Now; Girls Gone Wired
Episode 114A Tribute to Halo, The Creators of Red vs Blue, and the Covenant Elite Guard
Episode 115The Orgasmatron, the World Champion of Rock, Paper, Scissors & Girls Gone Wired
Episode 116The Jimi Hendrix of Ukelele; Barker Beauty Gabrielel Tuite; and Laura's Blog
Episode 117Creepy magician Tom Cameron; the Internet that has vanished; Girls Gone Wired
Episode 118BlackVault.com, Mysteries of Science, and Girls Gone Wired
Episode 119Internet phenom Leslie Hall shares her gem sweaters, music and Beat Greets
Episode 120The Last Show