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Season 2 · Episode 52

If Classic Games Had DLC

0.0July 7, 2011

Back in my day, fireflowers were only a nickel.

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Episode 1White Mages are Jerks
Episode 2Mega Man Needs To Go
Episode 3Mortal Kombat Friendship
Episode 4Lifeguard Mario
Episode 5The Mario Bros. Go Halfsies
Episode 6Mortal Kombat Pervert
Episode 7Mario Paint Torture
Episode 8Excitebike Shop
Episode 9Double Dragon Girlfriend
Episode 10Castlevania S&M
Episode 11Angry Birds Friendship
Episode 12Sonic's Gambling Problem
Episode 13Resident Evil Roommate
Episode 14Crashing the Silent Protagonist Party
Episode 15White Mage Dad is Racist
Episode 16The Koopa King's Speech
Episode 17Metal Gear Solid Box Trouble
Episode 18Rejected Sega Intros
Episode 19Everybody Hates Crono
Episode 20King Hippo Disgraces Hippo People
Episode 21Cammy's Dad (Street Fighter)
Episode 22Chargin' Chuck Gets Picked Last
Episode 23The Horrible Secret Behind Starter Pokemon
Episode 24Kazooie is Kidnapped
Episode 25Final Fantasy Cover Bard
Episode 26The Mushroom King
Episode 27Robotnik Breaks Down
Episode 28Ken Gets Excited
Episode 29Doodle Jump Fall
Episode 30Link's Death
Episode 31Ice Climbers Cliffhanger
Episode 32Mario's Horrifying Discovery
Episode 33Rampage Apology
Episode 34Mario With A Portal Gun
Episode 35Ecco's Friends Are Stupid Dolphins
Episode 36Donkey Kong Doesn't Back Down
Episode 37Sheik Crashes a Bachelor Party
Episode 38Noob Saibot is a Noob
Episode 39Angry Birds vs. Tiny Wings
Episode 40How Blinky Died
Episode 41Mario Goes Down The Wrong Pipe
Episode 42Mortal Kombat Sitcom
Episode 43Captain America Uses Drugs
Episode 44Starcraft SCVs Go On Strike
Episode 45The Diablo Townspeople Should Move
Episode 46Kung Lao's Hat is Dull
Episode 47Mario Meets With His Agent
Episode 48Sim City Monster Hates Your City
Episode 49Contra Henchman Strategy
Episode 50Mario Dumps Pauline
Episode 51Plants vs. Zombies Wall-nut Gets Bitten
Episode 52If Classic Games Had DLC
Episode 53Link to the Past with a Portal Gun
Episode 54Sonic Meets With His Agent
Episode 55Falco Adjusts His Attitude
Episode 56Ghosts 'n Goblins Blacksmith
Episode 57Inbred Yoshi
Episode 58Koopa Troopa Does Stand-up Comedy
Episode 59Samus Meets With Her Agent
Episode 60Mega Man With a Portal Gun
Episode 61Sonic Wasn't Fast Enough
Episode 62Dr. Light's Gift to Mega Man X
Episode 63Mortal Kombat Sitcom: Shao Kahn Comes to Dinner
Episode 64Chill Penguin is Chill
Episode 65Tifa Embarrasses Barret
Episode 66Tails Can't Die
Episode 67Smash Bros. Fatalities
Episode 68Mega Man X Charges Too Much
Episode 69Judgmental Mortal Kombat
Episode 70A Boy and his Blob Reunion
Episode 71Luigi Wears Red
Episode 72Captain Falcon Can't Get Insurance
Episode 73Diddy Kong Country
Episode 74NBA Lockout Jam
Episode 75Bahamut Wants to Hang Out
Episode 76Mistaken Hero Identities
Episode 77Mario's Mushroom Mix-up
Episode 78NES Ninja Turtles Theme Song
Episode 79Robotnik Finally Wins
Episode 80Mario is a Furry
Episode 81The Frogger Menace
Episode 82Bastion Narrator Invades Other Games
Episode 83Vision Wants to be in the Avengers Movie
Episode 84Double Dragon Dad
Episode 86Chrono Trigger Time Travel Mix-Up
Episode 87Mario Responds to PETA
Episode 88Link's Yard Sale
Episode 89Gordon Freeman Meets With His Agent
Episode 90Boos Man Up
Episode 91Spy Hunter Pranksters
Episode 92How Diablo Destroyed Tristram
Episode 93Pac-Man Plays Skyrim
Episode 94QWOP Guy Has Sex
Episode 95The Night Before Mario's Christmas
Episode 96It's a Wonderful Extra Life