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Distractible
Season 5 · Episode 98
How to ABCs
0.053mMarch 5, 2026
Professor Wade "Bald" Barnes quizzes students Mark and Bob on their knowledge of the alphabet.
Episodes
- Episode 1Mark's One Man Show
- Episode 2When Was That Again?
- Episode 3Who Want Million?
- Episode 4Right In The Sauce Box
- Episode 5Hide The Penny
- Episode 6September 10th
- Episode 7Our Shirts Are Out
- Episode 8We've Never Done This Before
- Episode 9The Best, The Worst
- Episode 10Illegal Advice Too
- Episode 11Faster or Slower?
- Episode 12Animal Noises Too
- Episode 13Distractible Travel Guide: Cincinnati
- Episode 14Nah, I'd Win (Part 3)
- Episode 15Slice of Life
- Episode 16Even More Broken News
- Episode 17Wade Screws Up At 47 Minutes
- Episode 18The Perfecter Crime
- Episode 19Dippy Dawg Does Dunkirk
- Episode 20The Even More Perfecter Crime
- Episode 21Weird (Part 4)
- Episode 22Who Is Us?
- Episode 23idk, some "Q"s
- Episode 24Three Word Sales Pitch
- Episode 25Mark's Big Dumb Word Game
- Episode 26A Disgusting Episode
- Episode 27Don't Get Me Started
- Episode 28Peekaboo!
- Episode 29We Hate These States
- Episode 30Bob's Small, Even Dumber Word Game
- Episode 31Somehow, Even More Broken News
- Episode 32Sometimes We Just Chat
- Episode 33They've Gone Too Far!
- Episode 34Nah, I'd Win (Part 4)
- Episode 35Sisyphean (Sis-uh-fee-uhn)
- Episode 36Frog Sticks!
- Episode 3720 "Simple" Questions
- Episode 38Gaming News
- Episode 39I Farted During This Episode
- Episode 40Fourth of Poo-ly
- Episode 41I Miss The Old Distractible
- Episode 42I See Two Paths
- Episode 43Don't Google Pin Buttock
- Episode 44Wade Lied To Us
- Episode 45I Miss The Old Distractible (Part 2)
- Episode 46Oregon Trail
- Episode 47Devil's Advocate (Part 2)
- Episode 48Fourth of Poo-gust
- Episode 49Record Setting Guessing
- Episode 50Size Matters
- Episode 51Hot Takes, Cold Truths
- Episode 52Draw or Die
- Episode 53Hinged or Unhinged
- Episode 54Legend of The Monkey's Paw
- Episode 55Hide The Penny (Part 2)
- Episode 56Drama Alarm
- Episode 57Legend of The Monkey's Paw (Part 2)
- Episode 58What The Hell Is That?
- Episode 59Anything Goes (Part 2)
- Episode 60Let's Get Deep
- Episode 61Bob's One Man Show
- Episode 62For Folk's Sake
- Episode 63Shame, Shame, Shame
- Episode 64The Pee Covered Episode
- Episode 65Wade Has An Interest
- Episode 66A Harrowing Journey
- Episode 67Three Sentence Horror Stories
- Episode 68In This Game... Only Letters, Friends
- Episode 69The Cursed Episode
- Episode 70The Oxford 3000
- Episode 71Nah, I'd Lose
- Episode 72World Record (Today)
- Episode 73Viewer Discretion Is Advised
- Episode 74Bob's Top 5 (#2 Will Shock You!)
- Episode 75Please Laugh
- Episode 76King of the Friend Zone
- Episode 77Wade's/Bob's/Mandy's Word Game (Featuring Markiplier)
- Episode 78Anything Goes (Part 3)
- Episode 79Get More Faster
- Episode 80Will It Into Existence
- Episode 81Size Matters (Part 2)
- Episode 82Squid Game (Even Too-er)
- Episode 83Get Ready For A Lot of Ligolo
- Episode 842026 Distractible Game Guide
- Episode 85Make Wade Do It
- Episode 86Wade's One Man Show
- Episode 87Everybody Hates Dor
- Episode 88Snow Days
- Episode 89Yeah, He'd Live
- Episode 90How Do You Pan?
- Episode 91Mark's Big Dangerous Word Game
- Episode 92Draw Or Die (Part 2)
- Episode 93Fortunately, Unfortunately
- Episode 94Bad Mood
- Episode 95I'm a Doctor!
- Episode 96Solar System Tier List
- Episode 97News Flash!
- Episode 98How to ABCs
- Episode 99The Smell You Can Lick
- Episode 100Friday the 13th
- Episode 101Dicebreakers Too!
- Episode 102Buy My Thing!
- Episode 103That Sounds Good!
- Episode 104Oxford 3000 AND TOO
- Episode 105Anything Goes (Part 4)
- Episode 106Mark's One Man Show (Part 2)
- Episode 107That Sounds Bad!
- Episode 108Reverse Charades
- Episode 109America vs Europe
- Episode 110The Council Of Distractible (Part 3)