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Conan
Season 3 · Episode 63
I Just Called to Say I Love Wheat Thins
0.0March 25, 2013
Magic Johnson, Thandie Newton and musical guest Langhorne Slim & The Law
Episodes
- Episode 1Superman Takes Ambien and Accidentally Sleep-Destroys Tokyo
- Episode 2Saw VI: The Past Tense of See VI
- Episode 3I've Got 100 Problems, and Yes, Karen Is One of Them
- Episode 4The Day They Announced Five More Twilight Movies
- Episode 5"Boo!", Said Boo Radley When Asked What His Name Was
- Episode 6The Vague Man Who Said Something
- Episode 7The Lorax XXX
- Episode 8What Does Not Kill You, Only Makes You Decide to Sell Your Hang Gliding Equipment on eBay
- Episode 9Dial N for "Not How You Spell Murder"
- Episode 10Surprise, Fourth Graders, You're the Mets!
- Episode 11The Unicorn That Hated Little Girls
- Episode 12The Lion, the Witch, and the Ward Boss
- Episode 13The Puppy Photo That Got 42 Dislikes
- Episode 14Honey, Can You Please Help Me Open This Can of Whoop-Ass?
- Episode 15The Announcer Who Couldn't Sing
- Episode 16Star Wars Episode 7: A Cautiously Optimistic Hope
- Episode 17The Narcoleptic Insomniac
- Episode 18Conan's Got a Cold
- Episode 19The Unfortunate Rap Career of Dr. Dreidel
- Episode 20Melf Hunters 3: North Polin'
- Episode 21The Grinch Who Returned Christmas for Full Store Credit
- Episode 22The Present with No Air Holes That Stopped Meowing
- Episode 23Whatever You Do, Do Not Do a Google Image Search for "Geese-a-Laying"
- Episode 246 Resolutions Broken, 3 to Go
- Episode 25The Guy Who Drove a Hummer and Wasn't a Total A-Hole
- Episode 26Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice, I Kick You in the Scrote
- Episode 27Betty White's Bud in Bieber's Bong
- Episode 28All Quiet on the Western Front, Until Someone's Car Alarm Went Off
- Episode 29Smells Like Murder, But It's Probably Fish
- Episode 30The Chamomile Conundrum
- Episode 31Texas Chainsaw Seminar: How to Sell Chainsaws from Home!
- Episode 32Siri, Where Is My Kidney?
- Episode 33The Long Awaited Revenge of Zippy Smiles
- Episode 34Step Up 3D 2: The Stepening
- Episode 35The Least Fantastic Pants of Professor Downplays-His-Pants
- Episode 36Sweet Home Al-Jazeera
- Episode 37The Day the Mime Stood Still
- Episode 38Watch Tonight's Show and Live Forever* (*This Claim Is 100% False)
- Episode 39Occupy CONAN: When Outsourcing Goes Too Far
- Episode 40The Day Lincoln Joined LinkedIn
- Episode 41Charlie and the Chocolate Factory That Was a Front for a Sweatshop That Makes Gym Bags
- Episode 42Yahtzee at the OK Corral
- Episode 43The Strange Case of Case Strangerson
- Episode 44The Postman Always Butt-Dials Twice
- Episode 45The Walls Have Ears, and Other Side Effects of This Medication
- Episode 46The Hunchback of Notre Dame Law School
- Episode 47Love Means Never Having to Say, "Do You Think Your Friend Would Be Into a Three-Way?"
- Episode 48The Surprising Bar Mitzvah of Seamus O'Flannery
- Episode 49"Waka Flocka Flame," Said the Drunk Rooster
- Episode 50The Roomba with a View
- Episode 51The All-Girl Sausage Party
- Episode 52You Have the Right to Remain Naked
- Episode 53The Legend of Legend Cove
- Episode 54The Exquisitely Subtle Beauty of a Perfectly Formed Badonkadonk
- Episode 55Kathy, Will You Marry Me? Give Me Your Answer in Tomorrow's Episode Title
- Episode 56Yes I'll Marry You, But My Name Is Karen, Not Kathy
- Episode 57The Ex-Cons Who Discussed the Pros and Cons of Prose
- Episode 58A Time to Kill Time
- Episode 59The Octopus Who Was a Master Pickpocket in Highly Specific Circumstances
- Episode 60The Sophomore Who Took a Year Off to Find Himself Unemployable
- Episode 61Angels in Poorly-Made Devil Costumes
- Episode 62The Man in the Gray Flannel Snuggie
- Episode 63I Just Called to Say I Love Wheat Thins
- Episode 64The Title with the Unnecessary Question Mark?
- Episode 65The Auto-Corrector's Last Will & Testicle
- Episode 66The Ginger Went Down to Georgia
- Episode 67It's Not the Heatlanta, It's the Humidylanta
- Episode 68Gone with the Wind, But Don't Worry, We're Insured
- Episode 69The Show Where We Partied Too Much in Atlanta to Think of a Good Episode Title
- Episode 70The Inspiring Journey of the Armless, Legless...Oh Wait That's a Snake
- Episode 71The Surprisingly Non-Ostentatious Summer Home of King Tut
- Episode 72Beer Squad: Battle in Sudsville
- Episode 73Zero Dark Thirty: The Squeakquel
- Episode 74The Episode Title WITH Misplaced Emphasis
- Episode 75Keep Your Friends Close, Your Frenemies Closer
- Episode 76Django Snowchained
- Episode 77Auto-Corrective Asphyxiation
- Episode 78Return of the Dawn of the Sequel III
- Episode 79Are You There God? It's Me, a Courtesy Call from Time Warner Cable to Tell You About How Much You Can Save by Bundling Services
- Episode 80Green Eggs and Ham and Trichinosis
- Episode 81Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and the Ruination of His Middle Name
- Episode 82The Episode Title with the Inset Box of Me
- Episode 83The Court Martial of Cap'n Crunch
- Episode 84Press "Pound" for Murder
- Episode 85The Very Understated Adventures of Captain Beige
- Episode 86There Is No "I" in Tim. That's How Unselfish He Is!
- Episode 87IMDBCooper
- Episode 88"Why Are You All Laughing?" Asked the Glass Blower
- Episode 89The Princess and the P. Diddy
- Episode 90Kentucky Freud Chicken and the Terrible Psychiatry Joke
- Episode 91The Completely Flat Man... in 3-D!!!
- Episode 92The Illegitimate Rise of Steve Bastard
- Episode 93Butt-Dial M for Murder
- Episode 94The Exotic Marigold Hotel 2: Dench Does Dallas
- Episode 95The Man Whose Darkest Secret Is That He Kind of Likes The Wallflowers
- Episode 96Alien Meets The Fokkers
- Episode 97The Limber Chef Who Tossed His Own Salad
- Episode 98Do Not Ask for Whom the Bell Tolls, Because It's Out for Its Annual Servicing
- Episode 99Escape from Podcast Mountain
- Episode 100The Fast & the Dealing-with-Their-Fury-Through-Journaling 6
- Episode 101The Announcer Who Repeated Himself. The Announcer Who Repeated Himself.
- Episode 102The Mysterious Case of the Two Talk Guests and One Musical Guest
- Episode 103Never Name Your Daughter Dilda
- Episode 104The Road to Hell Is Paved with Good Intentions Brand Asphalt, Good Intentions Brand, Ask for It By Name!
- Episode 105The Slowly Bobbing Adventures of Buoy Boy
- Episode 106When Your Friend's Kid Just Starts Listing Dinosaurs, It's Okay to Give Him Beer.
- Episode 107My Friend Went to the Ed Hardy Outlet and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
- Episode 108The Episode Where We Worked So Hard on the Show We Didn't Have Time to Come Up with a Great Episode Title, So Let's Just Call This One "Steve"
- Episode 109The Day the Earth Stood Still Just Long Enough to Take One Good Selfie
- Episode 110There, There, Don't Cry. Andy Just Went to Live on a Farm
- Episode 111Zero on the Richter Scale
- Episode 112Cheapskate Charley and the Taped-Up iPhone 3S
- Episode 11399% Effort, 1% Milk.
- Episode 114Dog Nerd-A-Palooza: Labradorks vs. Poodle-Dexters
- Episode 115"What Is Jeopardy?" Said the Senile Alex Trebek
- Episode 116Slow and Steady Wins the Participation Trophy
- Episode 117Littering in London: Jack the Ripper's Lesser Crimes
- Episode 118One If by Land, Two If by Jetski
- Episode 119Dragon Hunt 2: Scorchy's Revenge
- Episode 120My Big Fat Greek Landlord
- Episode 121Journey to Joke Mountain 3: The Laughening
- Episode 122Free Pizza for Everyone!* (*The statements made in CONAN show titles do not necessarily reflect the views and policies of this company.)
- Episode 123Egg Police: Omelet You Go with a Warning
- Episode 124The iTunes Update That Made All the Difference
- Episode 125Now You See Me, Now You Put On Your Glasses and See Me Better.
- Episode 126Conan and Andy's Laughquest '13 in 3D
- Episode 127The Mysterious Case of No Wait We Did This One
- Episode 128Goodfellas 2: Betterfellas
- Episode 129The Touchscreen That Didn't Like to Be Touched
- Episode 130The Self-Centered Man Who Called It "MeTube"
- Episode 131DoubleVision Theater presents: 24 ANGRY MEN
- Episode 132The Evil "S" Who Turned Laughter to Slaughter
- Episode 133A Bar Walks Into a Horse for a Change
- Episode 134The Man Who Would Be King, but Chose to Sell Home Appliances Instead
- Episode 135Nurder, She Wrote without Proofreading
- Episode 136Ted Nugent and Quentin Tarantino Present: Django Wango Tango
- Episode 137The One Movie Even Nicolas Cage Wouldn't Star In
- Episode 138Goodzilla: The Giant Lizard Who Taught Reading Skills
- Episode 139The Fast and the Bi-Curious
- Episode 140Mr. White Meets Mr. Extremely White
- Episode 141Now Is the Winter of Our Disco Tent
- Episode 142The Black Guy Who Had Almost Every Springsteen Album
- Episode 143Word Is a Four-Letter Word
- Episode 144The Microphone That Suddenly Went Off in the Middle Of
- Episode 145Fast Times at Ridgemont Retirement Home
- Episode 146Font Wars: Helvetica vs Calibri Part 3
- Episode 147A Word-for-Word Re-enactment of This Afternoon's Queen Latifah Episode
- Episode 148Aaron Aaronson and the First-in-the-Phonebook Caper
- Episode 149The Dog Who Had the Opportunity to Lick Itself But Politely Declined
- Episode 150Throwing Shade Since 1993
- Episode 151Is Not In Right Now. Please Leave a Message After the Theme.
- Episode 152Of Mice and Men and Their Mutant Offspring, Mice-Men
- Episode 153The Asian Guy Who Actually Appreciated That "Good at Math" Stereotype
- Episode 154The Westboro Baptist Church's Surprisingly Moving Stage Version of "Brokeback Mountain"
- Episode 155Microwaving Fish at Work Is a War Crime
- Episode 156Please Wait While Your Show Title Is Being Processed
- Episode 157Two Decades, Two Laughs
- Episode 158A Night of 1000 Laughs and 11 Deafening Silences
- Episode 159That Spooky Night They Ignored Halloween and Showed Clips from the Last 20 Years