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Two and a Half Men
Season 1 · Episode 4
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
7.421mOctober 13, 2003
Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.
Episodes
- Episode 1Pilot
- Episode 2Big Flappy Bastards
- Episode 3Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
- Episode 4If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
- Episode 5The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
- Episode 6Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
- Episode 7If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
- Episode 8Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
- Episode 9Phase One, Complete
- Episode 10Merry Thanksgiving
- Episode 11Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
- Episode 12Camel Filters and Pheromones
- Episode 13Sarah Like Puny Alan
- Episode 14I Can't Afford Hyenas
- Episode 15Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
- Episode 16That Was Saliva, Alan
- Episode 17Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
- Episode 18An Old Flame With a New Wick
- Episode 19I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
- Episode 20Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
- Episode 21No Sniffing, No Wowing
- Episode 22My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
- Episode 23Just Like Buffalo
- Episode 24Can You Feel My Finger?