Buffoonish Ernest and his dimwitted pal Abner unearth a huge cannon reputed to contain the crown jewels of England.
Jim Varney
Ernest P. Worrell
Ron James
Abner
Tom Butler
Dr. Glencliff
Linda Kash
Nan
Duke Ernsberger
Frank
Jeffrey Pillars
Joe
Dave 'Squatch' Ward
Construction Worker 1
Dee Jay Jackson
Construction Worker 2
Charles Siegel
Chancellor
Alf Humphreys
Surgeon
Lillian Carlson
Receptionist
Mitchell Kosterman
Thug 1